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Dear Aimee Mann,
I just wanted to let you know you are the one person who, indirectly, makes my life a living hell. You may not know this, but I have to see every song lyric you EVER wrote. At first this wasn't too bad until the pictures began. Yes, you have people actually worshipping your pictures like teenage girls. Every time I hear your name I contemplate suicide, then reconsider and contemplate murder. I don't even know how you have a career. Seriously, because of you I have to be annoyed everyday with a small, but VERY annoying, homolicious population speaking of you like a god. Why don't you just appeal to the lesbian population because at least they won't fucking talk about it 8 times a day on their livejournal. Nor will they attempt a haircut similar to yours.

Thank you for your time and I'm sure you'd understand if you were in my situation.

Drew Hesketh



Details of SVI to follow.